IF A WOMAN IS CAUGHT NAKED SHE WILL:

American:  cover her boobs

Swedish:    cover her crotch

Muslim:      cover her eyes

7 Ways to not feel ashamed

1. Say 10 Hail Marys

2. Self-Flagilation

3. Donate your alcohol or drug money to a charity

4. Drink alcohol or do drugs

5. Exercise until you pass out

6. Become Enlightened

7. Hang out with people who are a lot worse than you are.

The man and his wife were both naked, and they felt no shame.

when humans act wild and stupid we say they are acting like monkeys

but,

when monkeys act wild and stupid, we say they are acting like human beings.

4 Shame!

Do animals feel shame?

Shameful!